I didn’t want to write my paper so I decided to practice putting on eye shadow because I’ve never really done it before and I’m trying to teach myself how to be a real lady.
It’s called the “smokey” look. To achieve it, simply hold each eye over a candle for several hours until your eyes dry out. When this happens, close your eyes, and stick each lid in the flame. Complete the look by covering the burns in dark makeup, so no one ever finds out what kind of weird shit you do in your spare time.