So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via samjonesbro)

(Source: wickedpedia, via thatssomaeven)

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