Fancy This: Archive

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Dec 31st

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Favorite shirt: Check New perfume: Check Makeup with effort: Check Tiny braid in my hair because I got really bored: Check Looking really good for the first time in 2 weeks and literally no one is around to witness it, per usual: Check Not even giving a fuck because I look so good: Check

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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I am a ridiculously lucky girl.

Good gravy.

Dec 31st

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How I feel about tomorrow:

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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“I think the condom broke.” “Yeah, but unplanned moments are always better than planned ones!”

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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"Words of wisdom: Don't let penises grow in your...

-My former high school Spanish teacher

Dec 29th

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Dad: Guess what I got today! 5 boxes of-
Me: *gasp!*
Dad: -Christmas lights.
Me: Oh.
Dad: What did you think I was going to say?
Me: Steaks.

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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A REALLY COOL DREAM

Last night, I had a dream in which I was on MSU’s campus. It appeared a large event was being held at the band practice field, so I thought I would check it out. There were lots of people wearing red t-shirts, and the Dairy Store had set out tons of tables- one for each different flavor of ice cream the offered, so that students could just find the sign for the flavor they wanted and buy a...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Happiness is a beer in one hand, reins in the other, and the greatest horse in the world carrying you through a woods on Christmas day.

Dec 26th

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Christmas Day

I’m sitting in front of a roaring fire, donning my Christmas sweater, sipping on rum and Coke. I’ve ate little smokey sausages, ham, and cookies galore. I visited my grandma. My older brother bought explosives for Christmas. And there is a glorious, life-size Coca-Cola Santa cutout that will dwell in our house for forever. All is well. Merry CHRISTmas, one and all.

Dec 25th

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And now, a few words from Francis Pharcellus:

“Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this...

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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It's only an adjective.

But for someone like me, it means quite a lot to hear it. Quite. A. Lot.

Dec 24th

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From the mind of my good friend, Julie.

-“Man, that was…that was so funny. Because what are you supposed to do when you see a dead bird in the water? Run toward it? No. You run away from it.” -“Mandy, you should just start throwing up on really weird stuff when you party. Like, just start carrying around a troll doll, and then puke on it. Then the next morning you can be like ‘Man, I got so fucked up last...

Dec 24th

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