• Mom: I caught you riding your horse out there, no saddle, no bridle, no helmet, and you were wearing your Sperrys...
  • Me: Yeah yeah yeah we all know I'm not the poster child for safe riding.
  • Mom: Well, I only put up with it because you've got the poster child for the perfect horse.

My dad came home and within 10 minutes he had made three different comments demeaning women. When I finally cracked and called him out on it, he yelled at me to get an attitude adjustment. Then he changed the subject and yelled at me for not having a job yet. And he wonders why I don’t spend any time with him…

All I ask for is inspiration.
I can take it from there.

When I was 11 this happened to me when my horse tripped in a western horsemanship class, but I didn’t fall off. The announcer yelled at everyone to stop, and I was just kind of hanging off of my horse’s neck, and somehow I managed to pull myself back into the saddle. The judge came over and I asked him if I was disqualified. He said “Your feet didn’t hit the ground, so if you feel like continuing, go ahead.” I ended up placing 4th in a class of 16, which was dope.

When I was 11 this happened to me when my horse tripped in a western horsemanship class, but I didn’t fall off. The announcer yelled at everyone to stop, and I was just kind of hanging off of my horse’s neck, and somehow I managed to pull myself back into the saddle. The judge came over and I asked him if I was disqualified. He said “Your feet didn’t hit the ground, so if you feel like continuing, go ahead.” I ended up placing 4th in a class of 16, which was dope.

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this always makes me so HAPPY

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leslieseuffert:

 Daniella Zalcman - New York City Meets London

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majestic-beard:

movie where the deep and soulful white boy protagonist finally finds true love with his manic pixie dream girl to a kinks soundtrack but actually she’s a violent sociopath who seduces deep and soulful white boys with her diverse, trendy interests and keeps them all in a basement for bloodsport, forcing these spaghetti-armed “creative professionals”in thick-rimmed glasses to fight each other to the death for her amusement while she listens to ke$ha and eats taco bell

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