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My brain meat is rotting. Get me out of this office.

My brain meat is rotting. Get me out of this office.

I admire my dad because for three days in a row he got into work an hour before anyone else and rewired the heating and air conditioning system for the whole trailer so that he could control it with a secret thermostat he has hiding under his desk.

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

OH MY CHRIST

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This is me living out my dream of being squished in between Noelle Scaggs and Michael Fitzpatrick of Fitz and the Tantrums. If it was up to me, we would be having a three-way, but they’re OUT OF MY LEAGUE.

This is me living out my dream of being squished in between Noelle Scaggs and Michael Fitzpatrick of Fitz and the Tantrums. If it was up to me, we would be having a three-way, but they’re OUT OF MY LEAGUE.

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

WHY AM I SO TURNED ON BY THIS

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This job is definitely a great learning experience. Mostly I’ve learned that I can’t deal with the anxiety of working in such a hostile environment.

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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PATIENTLY WAITING FOR ONE OF MY FRIENDS TO START LOVING THE WALKING DEAD…

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adamgoldberg:

this afternoon.